Eleven quick questions. Real government data. A statistical portrait of you.
The flagship
Your Average You
Height, sleep, money, pets, coffee and more — each answer placed on the national distribution, then summed into your profile type. Nothing leaves your browser.
Example result
Average, With One Exception
You blend right in on sleep, coffee and household — but your phone screen time is past 77% of US adults.
Phone screen time · 77th percentile
Why trust these numbers?
Every number names its source.Census, CDC, EIA, the Fed — with the year, the method, and an honesty badge, right where the number appears. Estimates say they're estimates.
The average person does not exist.Every average tells you who it actually describes — coffee drinkers, households, workers. An average without a denominator is usually hiding something.
Your answers stay yours.Everything is calculated in your browser. Nothing you enter is stored, sent, or sold — there is nothing to leak because we never have it.